Pick Your Kind of Paradise.
Big escapes. Zero boring holidays
🏝️ ALL-INCLUSIVES ESCAPES
Eat. Drink. Tan. Repeat
From adults-only escapes to family fun, we’ll find your resort—without the 47 nights of review-reading.
🚢CRUISES
Unpack Once. Go Everywhere.
Caribbean to Alaska, Europe and beyond. Big, small, party or posh—we know our ships.
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🥂GROUPS & CELEBRATIONS
Better Vacations Come With Witnesses.
Weddings, birthdays, family escapes, and friends who need supervision.
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🧭 ADVENTURE & EXPEDITION
Take the Road Slightly Less Tanned.
Expedition cruises, Alaska, wildlife, and bucket-list adventures. Because sitting still is overrated.
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🏰 RIVER CRUISES
Less Ocean. More Wine.
Europe’s castles, vineyards, and historic cities. Unpack once. Sip often.
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♿ACCESSIBLE VACATIONS
Because Adventure Should Be Accessible.
Cruises, resorts, and transfers planned around your accessibility needs. Less guesswork. More getaway.
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Still Don't Know What You Want?
Perfect. That's literally why travel advisors exist.
Tell us your Budget. We'll help find your vibe.
VACATIONS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.
We just don't think planning one should feel like it.
WE ACTUALLY TRAVEL
Real experience. Not just brochure knowledge.
WE KNOW THE DETAILS
Cruises, resorts, groups and accessible travel without the guesswork.
YOU GET A
HUMAN
Real help before, during and after your vacation.
Robert George
Kayla House
Your partners in getting outta here.
THE HUMANS BEHIND OTV
Serious about your holiday. Slightly less serious about ourselves
We're Robert and Kayla—The humans behind Only Tans Vacations. We love a good getaway and want planning yours to be part of the fun.
Tell us what you're dreaming of--and what would drive you absolutely nuts. We'll help find a holiday that fits you.
Great holidays look different for everyone.
As an amputee and travel advisor, Robert knows accessibility is personal. We help plan around your mobility and accessibility needs—so you can focus on the getaway.
WE KNOW PEOPLE.
And by people, we mean some of the biggest names in travel.
Flights. Resorts. Cruises. Tours. One travel agency who knows how all the pieces fit together.
THE TAN LINES HAVE SPOKEN
Apparently we're pretty good at this vacation thing.
“We told them our budget, what kind of resort we wanted and when we could travel. They handled the rest. The resort was exactly our vibe, the process was easy, and we didn’t have to spend weeks comparing 37 nearly identical hotels.”
🌴 THE ALL-INCLUSIVE CLIENT
“We had no idea which cruise line, ship or cabin was right for us. Only Tans walked us through everything and made the whole process ridiculously easy. We just packed our bags and showed up!”
🚢 THE CRUISE CLIENT
“Trying to organize a vacation for a group sounded like herding cats through an airport. Only Tans took care of the details, answered everyone’s questions and somehow kept us all organized. We’d absolutely book with them again.”
👨👩👧👦 THE GROUP CLIENT
